It started with milk soaked fingertips & a fork. Now Micheal Voltaggio, Roy Choi, and starrykitchen are going beyond the dunk to bring you the next wave of Oreo Snack Hacks.

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if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

(Source: suxxulents)

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i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

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If you don’t eat pussy then what DO you do? Eat plain bread with no butter? Eat rocks and dirt?

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the potter generation
22. Favorite Weasley twin moment/quote

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible of you’ve got enough nerve,”

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if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

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all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]

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at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

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You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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