ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

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tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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svllywood:

*holds tittes while casually walking down the stairs*

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

229,601 notes

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

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jackballs:

when a teacher sets a lot of homework over the weekend

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(Source: jackballs)

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Anonymous said: What is the kinkiest thing you would ever do in bed?

proctalgia:

I feel like I probably shouldn’t answer this

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: pahaari)

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